Not Them, Me

Not Them, Me

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"I was praying so hard I nearly shit my pants. I had to glue my ass to the chair so as not to make a mess. I stared straight at Dussolier, I said ‘God, not him. Me.’ I looked at Spencer and I said, ‘God, not him; me.’ I must have chanted those words a thousand times before they opened the voting again. Like a mantra, ‘Not him; me. Not him; me. Not him; me.’ and then, toward the end, ‘Not them; me.’ And now, I’m the pope. Not them. Me."

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Beach Towel
Extra soft polyester on one side and terry cotton on the reverse. Machine washable. Measurements are width x height in inches.

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